OMGs 2.. the funny and the completely absurd..

luckily the "newspapers" not only report the gloom and doom, it actually contains some lighter "news"..

1. Break-In to sleep au naturale..

Some guy broke into a house in KL and then proceeded to rob the house while the owners were sound asleep.. and after the tiring deed of robbing, he decided to sleep it off, by proceeding to strip and sleep naked.. NOTE: 1... night time is for sleeping, so you are some burglar.. 2... sleeping nude?? at the crime scene?? were you trying to leave as much evidence as possible to enable your eventual incarceration?? Try explaining that to the judge..

2. Adult Movies Disk sales down..

Durr... because of ready-availability on the internet?? maybe so, but still no matter what the level of acceptance of physically purchasing such materials is, one (actually anywhere in the world) would probably prefer if one's "extra-curricular" activities remain as private as possible.. so is this a big shocker? ?

3. Break-In 2.. in his undies..

What is it with breaking-in and nudity.. or semi-nudity?? some guy broke into a convenience store in Kuching in only his undies.. the action was caught on CCTV.. geez.. is this the new IN-thing.. to rob in the nude(ish) state?? does being in the nude afford some stealth protection to the would-be robbers from the eyes of justice?? or maybe so.. it is still a taboo subject in this neck of the woods when it comes to nudity..

4. Over-overdrafted.. let's escape..

A couple in New Zealand was mistakenly given a bank overdraft of US10 million instead of US$100,000.. they took out US$3.8 million and reported fled with the money to Hong Kong.. WOW.. US$10 million has seven 0's compared to five 0's.. that's two 0's too many.. and you wonder why we lost trust in the financial system..

well.. that's all for the time being.. hope you have a happier day after reading this.. incidentally, the world's oldest blogger of 97 passed away.. a granny from spain..